"There's too many, Shane."

Sorry. Bob and Kaye are only two people, and there are just too many NFL football jerseys.  So we're handing you off to a better place where they can handle that sort of thing.  Just click on the NFL Shop link below, or any of the links to your right, and the world of NFL football jerseys (plus all kinds of other cool football stuff) will open before you.

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But - how many is too many, you may ask.  Well, now.  There are authentic NFL football jerseys to match your team.  Authentic NFL football jerseys to match your eyes.  Authentic NFL football jerseys to match your nail polish.  Official NFL jerseys and more official NFL jerseys.  Red jerseys.  Black jerseys.  Green jerseys.  Blue jerseys.  Orange jerseys.  Teal jerseys.  Jerseys with tiger stripes.

But whatever you choose, make sure you don't let anything come between you and your official NFL jersey.  Well, nothing except your lover.  Yes indeed: this is good stuff.  Enjoy.  And that's whether you decide on a Ravens jersey.  Or a Bengals jersey.  Or a Jaguars jersey.  Or a Lions jersey.  Or a Panthers jersey.  Or a Buccaneers jersey.  And if you decide on a Raiders jersey, we recommend a string of pearls to complete the ensemble. 

But why limit yourself to just one?  After all, there are Dolphins jerseys.  Jets jerseys.  Giants jerseys.  Eagles jerseys.  Cowboys jerseys.  Cardinals jerseys.  Falcons jerseys.  49ers jerseys.  Bears jerseys.  Titans jerseys.  Steelers jerseys.  Packers jerseys.  Seahawks jerseys.  Saints jerseys.  Chargers jerseys.  Vikings jerseys.  Broncos jerseys.  Colts jerseys.  Patriots jerseys.  Bills jerseys.  Rams jerseys.  Redskins jerseys.  Browns jerseys.  Chiefs jerseys.  And more.  Yes, there are more.  Hard to believe, but it's true.

There are also home jerseys and away jerseys.  All in all, that gives you about sixty-four official NFL football jerseys to choose from.  And that's not even counting the authentic NFL throwback jerseys from NFL jerseys past.

You do the math.  We ran out of fingers a long time ago.

So we'll just leave the accessorizing to you.  But here's a tip: stiletto heels work well with all of them.  Unless you're a guy.  But, hey: whatever makes you happy.